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DICKBEAK FUCKING REWINDS TIME REALLY FAST AND KILLS SQUIDWARD BACKWARDS

from Wingobango Nosdy: A Story of Dicky Birds by Valyou

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But before Squidward's slimy knife-wielding tentacle lunged towards Dickbeak's chest for the final time, Dickbeak fucking rewound time really fast and killed Squidward backwards. The effects of "killing backwards" are really weird. They cause the killed to cease to exist before the point they were backward-killed, and they only exist from the future onwards. Or something. The swift, risky way Dickbeak did this caused him to ride the stream of time backwards though, never to live forwards again. He got really good at figuring out backwards-talk, though.

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from Wingobango Nosdy: A Story of Dicky Birds, released March 2, 2015

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